Internal Security Officer
Most of you will know him as "The Commodore" but some will know him only as "Jonny Tokyo". Is this his real name? Some say it was stolen from a petty criminal, a swindler, a vagabond. Some say he is the Bass Player from the legendary trio 'OK Toyko'. Regardless of this, Jonny Tokyo is part modern marvel, part futuristic mystery.
Jonny Tokyo's family has a long and distinguished history, serving in various mercenary armies across the world. The sea he has long mastered and has often beheld its anger and rage whilst travelling the world in his infamous flagship "The Executor". It was aboard this vessel of magnificence that Jonny came upon a strange and enchanted land, the name of which history has long since forgotten. It was there, whilst skipping through fields of barley, that he encountered a tribe of Robots living in isolation from civilised society, and befriended them.
After 20 million years, Jonny had exhausted the depths of his knowledge, and had recieved much special knowledges in return. He felt the wind change, and knew that destiny was beckoning him to come hither. It is said that on leaving the island, as a gift of friendship, the Robots gave Jonny Tokyo a special unit from their home world, a device that supercharges any normal bass guitar tone with a surge of electronic and subsonic devastation equal to, but no greater than, 3 suns imploding simultaneously within a confined thermo-synthetic gongloblon field the size of a walnut.
A warning was given to Jonny by the leader of the Robots, that he should use it only to further the human race, and that with it, he would be able to control all robotic devices everywhere. However, Jonny refuses to be drawn on this, only to mutter to those brave enough to ask "Those damn dirty robots...with their right arm they have blessed me, with their left they have cursed!"
Since returning to the relative normality of naval life was out of the question, Jonny joined a touring circus, hoping to find refuge from the questions of the scientific community and their evil desire to find the race of robots. Jonny spent his time wisely their, learning from the famed Circus guru "Dev Dikpat Rajasansi". He soon graduated from balancing elephants on his neck to reading whole chapters of the biblical book of Job whilst having his feet ticked by flames, to enthralled audiences the world over. It was here, whilst sharing a caravan with a charming family of dwarves that he dared to unleash and master his gift from the robot race. And thus he learned the secret power of making small gypsies dance by the light of the fire.
It has been rumoured that once this device was activated, it summonsed a member of the Robot race, a being known only as ROBOTRON, to track him down and assist him in his attempt to release clouds of poisonous sonic justice into the atmosphere. It's better than it sounds.
